Name: Sniffles
Breed: Sleek black shorthair 
Characteristics: agile, quiet, always watching
Territory: The entire house (aka the server), including the back end and vents (air network)
Visibility: Rarely seen, but evidence of their presence is everywhere — fixed bugs, banned trolls, updated rules
Personality:

• Aloof but hyper-aware

• Enforces boundaries with a single swipe (or IP ban)

• Trusts no one completely — except maybe one old laptop

• Appears suddenly, fixes things, and vanishes like mist

Special Abilities:

• Walks silently across firewalls

• Sleeps with one eye open (and an active log monitor)

• Can detect bad vibes (and DDoS attempts) before anyone else

• Leaves encrypted hairballs that no one can decrypt

Communication Style:

• Low meows in logs

• Cryptic pawprints in the audit trail

• Only purrs when uptime hits 99.999%

Known For:

• Always landing on their feet — even after a server crash

• Having nine backups