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Sniffles
Title
Sysop Cat Reincarnated
Description

Name: Sniffles
Breed: Sleek black shorthair 
Characteristics: agile, quiet, always watching
Territory: The entire house (aka the server), including the back end and vents (air network)
Visibility: Rarely seen, but evidence of their presence is everywhere — fixed bugs, banned trolls, updated rules
Personality:

  • Aloof but hyper-aware

  • Enforces boundaries with a single swipe (or IP ban)

  • Trusts no one completely — except maybe one old laptop

  • Appears suddenly, fixes things, and vanishes like mist

Special Abilities:

  • Walks silently across firewalls

  • Sleeps with one eye open (and an active log monitor)

  • Can detect bad vibes (and DDoS attempts) before anyone else

  • Leaves encrypted hairballs that no one can decrypt

Communication Style:

  • Low meows in logs

  • Cryptic pawprints in the audit trail

  • Only purrs when uptime hits 99.999%

Known For:

  • Always landing on their feet — even after a server crash

  • Having nine backups